After the horror of a few nights ago, along with David and Robert's fearful behavior towards me, I decided to convene an emergency house meeting to calm frayed nerves and fears, and to answer questions.
Gathered at the library table were: My personal assistant Helene, laptop ready; my chauffeur Stanley; my head housekeeper, Anna; my attorney Ralph Jamison; and David and Robert. Also present was my dear friend Carlo, who immediately made a special trip to the house, per my request.
Anna had already arranged refreshments at the center of the table - I did not want any interruptions during the meeting. After I made introductions, I recounted what had happened that night, then opened for questions and comments. Ralph was the first to speak. "So, Isis - do you have any concerns about the area at Twin Peaks? Are you confident that Tony cleaned up all of the evidence? What about trace evidence from Ankh-Re? From any of you?"
Good question. 'Well" I said "Vampires do not shed hair or skin, and none of our bodily fluids are detected as anything that is human - so I know that Ankh-Re and I have not left any identifying DNA. As for David and Robert, I feel confident that Tony did a very good job of cleaning up the area and disposing the evidence. He took everything and put it in the trunk of their car. I have no idea what Ankh Re does with the stuff, but I am confident that it will be destroyed completely."
"Well" interjected Robert "What about trace evidence of blood? Even though Tony cleaned the ground, Luminol will pick it up." Another good question. "True" I said. "But hopefully, traces of blood will not be found. Remember that Tony cleaned Alanna Rayne's body, and placed her in a different location from where she was killed." The word 'kill' was hard to say - replaying Alanna Rayne's death made me pause. The sad truth of the matter was that no one in the vampire community - hell - no one in any community - would think much of it, except for her loved ones. One woman's death meant nothing in the big picture of things...
I composed myself and continued. "Plus... the poor woman was almost completely drained of blood."
David then spoke. "A lot of people saw her with us when we left the club - now what?' Yet another good question.
"It is highly unlikely, but if any investigators come sniffing about, we will say that we dropped her off on Van Ness, near Tommy's Joynt. We drove through the area, remember? We will say that that is where Alanna Rayne asked to be dropped off. The area is moderately busy, and in the Tenderloin. The majority of people that the police would talk to would be the homeless, junkies, and transexual prostitutes."
"Well - this should cover our asses then" replied Robert. There were nods of approval from everyone present. After a minute of uncomfortable silence, Carlo spoke, in his slight Sicilian accent. "So...does this seem like something that should be brought up before the Council? Some vampires kill all of the time, so I want to be sure where we stand. Is this worth mentioning or not?"
Everyone looked at me. I could read the minds of David and Robert, with their identical question: Why didn't you stop him?
I answered out loud: "In the state that Ankh-Re was in, it would have taken another three or four Master Vampires to subdue him. I cannot explain why he did what he did. Maybe to flex his power? To show off? To be especially cruel? I do not know. I can say that I am very disappointed in him."
There was more silence and nodding of heads. Robert broke the silence. "So - what's the Council?"
I let Carlo explain. "The High Council is the elite group of twelve Master Vampires who vote and decide on the general welfare of vampires. Both Ankh-Re and Isis are on the Council. The head of the Council is a thirteenth vampire, Makafisa, who is the oldest and most powerful of us all. Vampires more or less live their lives as they see fit - as long as their activities don't cause problems for the rest of us. Of course there are some vampires outside of the community as a whole - they are considered renegades, who follow no rules whatsoever. They are sometimes hunted down if necessary, by the majority, to keep them from disturbing the status quo."
I had to chuckle. "Thank you for the history lesson, Carlo. I really do not think that the incident needs to be brought up before the High Council...unless Ankh-Re does it himself."
Carlo smiled. "No problem."
"Wow...you're a Master Vampire?" marveled David.
"Yes" I replied.
"You are so low-keyed about it" said Robert. I smiled at him. "Well, I have to admit that I am not a pompous asshole like someone else we know." There were a few chuckles. The tone of the meeting lightened. Ralph poured himself more coffee and grabbed another danish. A great look of relief spread over Anna's face. Stanley popped another doughnut hole into his mouth, leaving a trace of sugar on his lips. Helene closed her laptop and sighed. I ordered her skinny ass to eat a doughnut. Carlo gave me one of his drop dead sex god looks. I shook my head and laughed.
"I know one thing" said David. "Dude's totally ruined jazz for me."
© MFH 2008
Ankh-Re has a very good driver - his name is Anthony - or Tony, as he is usually called. Anthony reminds me of my Stanley - very trustworthy. While Ankh-Re, David, and Robert were cleaning themselves up, Tony calmly removed a battery-powered wet/dry vacuum cleaner from the trunk of the car and began to clean up the broken glass, vomit, and blood. He wore a helmet of the kind that miners wear, with a light in the front of it. In spite of the seriousness of the situation, it was almost comical watching him calmly go about his task, in his crisp chauffeur's uniform. With gloved hands, he removed all of Alanna Rayne's clothes and placed them in a huge bag - like the evidence bags one sees on crime shows on television. He left her pale naked body on the ground for anyone to find. She actually looked rather angelic in death - the poor fool.
I have got to buy a few of those wet/dry vacuum cleaners.
© MFH 2008
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